9 lives
John Smith has nine lives
Most outgoing
John Smith is the most outgoing person
Biggest mediawhore
John Smith is the world's biggest mediawhore
Useless
John Smith is certified as being absolutely useless
Know-it-all
John Smith is a know-it-all
Jolly good fellow
John Smith is a jolly good fellow!
Biggest dramaqueen
John Smith is the biggest dramaqueen
Ugliest person
John Smith is the ugliest person alive
Most idiotic person
John Smith is the most idiotic in the world
Most vindictive
John Smith is the most vindictive person
Most ambitious
John Smith is the most ambitious person ever
Worst temper
John Smith has the worst temper